Food For The Poor Inc., Opportunity International, The first thing you say at the drive thru windows is “Lemme get uhhhhhhhhh”, I Can’t Go A Day Without Laughing, Oreo, I Love Jesus, by iLoveJesusonline.com, Arizona Iced Tea, Songs that describe EXACTLY how you feel, YouTube, I Love Being Black, I feel like I’m waiting for something that isn’t going to happen. :|, I Cant Go A Day Without Laughing, I Haven’t Lost It, I Just Can’t Find It, WHEN A GIRL HAS THE BALLS TO TELL A GUY SHE LIKES HIM, BC Photography, Fandango, Dick’s Sporting Goods, AMBER Alert, Become a fan if you have a Northface!!, Mark Zuckerberg, Join if Your Mom Ever Said “imma Give You Something to Cry About”?, Tagged Photos, I hate it when I put something in a ‘safe place’ then forget where it is, i hate people who are only ‘friends’ with you when it’s convenient for them, I hate when my hair always looks good before bed but not when I need it to!, I hate when the internet doesn’t work when you need it the most, I hate it when people take bad pictures of you and they tag you in it!!!!!!, I Hate It When I Can’t Remember My Dreams, I hate it when older men check me out :/, I hate it when the person I hate is friends with my friends, I hate it when the whole school thinks I opened the Chamber of Secrets, I hate it when people say “No Offence” and then offend you, I hate when i have a great comback and then i ruin it by stuttering, i hate it when a teacher takes the stuff off the bored and u r not finished, I hate when I orginally pick the right answer then change it., I love sleeping, It takes away the hurt & confusion of life for a lil bit., I love how on Suite Life, the blonde is smart and the Asian is dumb, Chris Brown - “I can transform ya.” You sure did transform Rihanna’s face., R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L- Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live, “I know Kung Fu!” Madea:”I know WHOOP YOUR ASS!”, “Can i go to the bathroom?” “Idk, can you?” What the hell, just let me pee., I wish i could spend my time talking to you instead of just thinking of you, My room may be a mess but I know where EVERYTHING is!, GoGo Power Rangers, Washington Latin PCS, Catholic, I TRY SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH WHEN IM GETTING IN TROUBLE!, i miss you, and i got a feeling you don’t even care at all., White People “Awh come on Dude” Black People “Nigga What The Fuck”., A woman is more than breast, butt, and sex.she is a queen respect her., DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH?, Procrastinators UNITE!……..TOMMOROW!!!, My name ALWAYS gets spelt wrong or mispronounced., On Who……???, “Can I borrow a pencil?” “Um, you’ve never even spoken to me before…”, I love it when a baby holds your one finger <3, I hate when people accuse you of liking someone, BUT YOU DON’T!, Missing an entire lesson in class because you were daydreaming, I flip the pillow over to get to the cold side.., Teach me how to Dougie, I hate when you read something bad& your heart drops 203427 feet, When you really have to pee but you are too comfortable to get out of bed, School Without Walls, Thinking there is an extra stair, and almost trip because you try to use it, when you can feel your eye twitching but no one else can see it, SOL y SOUL, I Miss How Things Were In The Beginning…What Happened To Us?, I miss out of the box, rollie pollie ollie, and pb&j otter, 98% of my school needs to grow up., “we really need to hang out” . “yeah we really do” [never happens], I’m a dude. She’s a dude. He’s a dude. WE’RE ALL DUDES., You Know Your Doing Too Much When……., Son Stop Fakin N Just Go Smack, feeling like you care about someone more than they care about you, I hate coming out of the shower and walking into cold air, I dont care about your farm, or your fish, or your park, or your mafia!!!, I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right., Jeremy and Candace need to go out already!, That one song thats in your head while doing an exam., “Good Day!”…”But Fez-“…”I said good day!”, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY NUMBER, Take me as I am, or watch me as I go., I get Annoyed Easily, I hate it when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something, Dear God, Thanks for all you have done; I truly appreciate everything : ), *sneeze* “Bless you” *sneeze* “Bless you” *sneeze* “..now your pushin it”, Never take out a pack of gum at school, ”you’re tall,do you play basketaball?”…” -_- you’re short, do you play minigolf ?”, When someone calls my friends name, I look too, “Where’s Hollister?” *sniff* …That way., OMG, It took you that long just to type THAT!, Due Tomorrow = Do Tomorrow, I love being called Babe, or Baby(:, “You look pretty today!” “…Was I ugly yesterday!?”, Don’t make a girl fall for you, if you have no intention of catching her, …….And you wonder why i don’t talk to you., When I See The Other Person Is Typing, I Delete Everything I Was Typing, Stop Actin Like Y’all Are Done For Good, Y’all Will Be Back Together Tmrrow, “Text me if you want.” Means “I want you to text me.” :], how is every movie the #1 movie in america ?, I Don’t Smoke, I hate lab reports., I get RE-pissed about a old situation when i have a flashback about it!, i wish our summer was as long as Phineas and Ferb’s, Isn’t it wierd how the person you will marry is walking the Earth right now, I LOVE MY SISTERS!!!, I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart., Season’s Greetings And New Year., Best Quotes, oh hey..remember when we used to be friends..untill you became fake? :), siced when you find more french fries at the bottom of the mcdonalds bag, when a teacher calls on you thinking you weren’t listening &you own them, WHY DID U CALL ME AND U HAVE NOTHING 2 TALK ABOUT UGGHH !!!!, I only hate you because I loved you until u betrayed me, i wonder if british people sit around trying to talk in an American accent?, .YOU SEE ME MONDAY-FRIDAY DONT ASK FOR MY I.D. YOU KNOW I GO HERE!, Whenever i can’t find something it just magically appears when my mom looks, I LOVE CHIPOTLE!, When Quiet People Randomly Go Ham, i wasted my time on you., sayin “AYEEEEEEEEEEEE” when yo song come on, Stop Animal Cruelty, The people Who beat animals should be beaten back!, I LOVE MY BES FRIENDS!!! :) <3, Limbe, Cameroon, Douala, Cameroon, Cameroon, Liberal, i hate it when you look terrible and you see someone you know, Dora. Are you blind? Dude. Swiper’s right behind you., I Don’t Care If There’s Plenty More Fish In The Sea. I Want THAT Fish!, tripping in public and walking it off pretending like it didn’t happen., When teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom, Anderson Cooper 360, “No, they can’t come over, this house is a mess!” “Mom, They Dont Care…”, I may seem shy at first after awhile BAM! I’m a total different person :)!, I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarden, I’ve Never Actually Heard a Baby Say “GooGoo GaaGaa”, I redo high fives if they weren’t good enough the first time, Giving Boys Code Names So They Don’t Know You’re Talking About Them, “What Did You Get On The Test?” “98, you?” “48” Awkward…, I understand you got your swag on but could you please walk a little faster, I drank gatorade, why am I not sweating colors?, When only 3 people pass your test, that says something about your teaching., Getting Free Samples Everytime You Hit Up Costco!, You Know Your Black/African American When…, YOUR HAIR IS TOO SHORT FOR THAT PONYTAIL! Give it up., Natural Chica, I Hate When I Have Typos in My Status…., I HATE PRESENTING PROJECTS IN FRONT OF CLASS!!, Mom, its only a progress report…this isn’t my final grade. Relax., food on the commercials DOES NOT look the same as when you buy it, Trying to sing the begining of The Lion King, I dont actually know how to play minesweeper, I just click any random box !, I still laugh when everyone else is over it, Water has a taste you can’t explain, God made the sky & earth. Everything else is Made in China., The black guy from Hey Arnold, looking at a test and thinking, “when did we learn this?”, I hate repeating myself., When Girls Say “Its Ok” But We All Know That It Isnt Ok, Using your phone very strategically when it hits “Low Battery”, WHAT IS SEAN PAUL EVEN SAYING?, I call Ramen Noodles “Oodles and Noodles”., I’m Nice To The Weird Kid, So He Will Spare My Life When He Snaps, Michelle Obama, Bubbles, WHEN ITS COLD I WANT IT TO BE HOT AND WHEN ITS HOT I WANT IT TO BE COLD…, I liked snow when it got me off school, now it just ruins my awesome plans., I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they’re not, I’ve lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I’m not even 20 yet!, Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is., Dear Homework, You’re Not Attractive and I’m Not Doing You, I fear that one day the quiet kid is gonna go mad and kill us all :(, You Eat So Much, WHY ARE YOU SO SKINNY?, COMING HOME HAPPY THEN YOUR PARENTS RUIN IT BY YELLING AT YOU, “Wanna go out?” “I have a bf” “I have a fish” “What?” “Oh I thought we were talkin bout things that didnt matter”, I Hate when I bite my tongue -_-, man sit down ! we ALL know youu CANT fight !, I Love It When You Look At Me And Smile :), Those Who GOSSIP With You ; GOSSIP About You, I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say “k”, I don’t care if it’s 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you., Sprite, JOIN ONLY if you were born in 1990-1991-1992-1993-1994-1995, I HATE it when Im HONESTLY telling the truth, but NO ONE believes me.., You know you’re addicted to Facebοοk when…, PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!! …….. tomorrow though., if my bestfriend died, i wouldnt no what to do. “/, When you’re so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not, THATS DUE TODAY?!?!?!?!?!!!?, Me and my sibling fight but I’d drop everything to run and save them., ax2+bx+c = useless math, Omg You Smoke- Your Soo Cool… LOL Jk, Your Gonna Die :), If you tickle me im not responsible for your injuries., A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have.<3, I get Suspicious when I see “All of the Above” on a Test, i have a friend who is like a brother/sister to me <3, Join if u have stayed up past 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 in the morning, Trident® Chewing Gum, Pass the Exam, YOU JUST GOT ME SO GUH!!!!!!!!!!!, 100,000 STRONG to END KIDZ BOP!, I wish heaven had a phone so I could hear your voice again., Cartoon Network, Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Salt N Pepa, ” Yea, I saw it on Faceboook.”, Being afraid that you care way more about a person than they do about you., I bought the gum for ME, not the WHOLE SCHOOL., I hate it when I’m in a awkward situation and I can’t find a twix., That one person you feel like you NEED to talk to everyday., Saying “Free My Nigga _____ ,” Won’t Get Your Friend Out Of Jail., Hates being in an intense text convo & other person takes forever to reply, Poking Wars, Jada Pinkett Smith, Joker, i thought tht test was really easy…….. till i saw my grade, Saying ” It’s ok ” but secretly knowing its killing you inside, I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say.”FOLLOW THAT CAR!!”, Not doing homework until the last minute, Pandas are the least racistt animal, they’re black, white AND asian!, Live Above the Influence., DCPS SUCKS …..!!!!, I’m a CHRISTIAN & I’m PROUD, When black shows use to be on disney channel, Getting Paranoid When I Notice Patterns On Multiple Choice Tests, Born in the 90’s, Staying Up Late, Washington, DC, “Can I get a 5$ footlong?” “Yes that will be 7.50$” “what the hell?”, Typing a long text with all your feelings, then erasing it&just saying hey., ❤ I LOVE CHINESE FOOD ❤, Will Smith, The Older I Get, the Less I Care, JOIN IF YOU YOU’VE SEEN A SCHOOL FIGHT!, PRAISE 104.1 FM, “DAMN HOW YOU FIND THAT OUT?!”….”FACEBOOK!” SMH, “i want you. i want all of you. forever. you and me. everyday.” <3, “I Hate you Jody” “I hate you too Yvette” moments later… “I LOVE YOU JODY”, When your suddenly irritated by someone for almost no reason, F.E.A.R. F*ck Everything And Run!!, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, School needs to just… end., When I’m home alone and I hear a noise… I completely freeze., R.I.P[T0 ANY0NE WH0 HAS L0ST S0ME0NE<3 ], Just because you know My name, Doesn’t mean you KNOW me., I LOL’d When I Saw This Embarrassing Picture Of Beyonce!, Blues Clues, PETITION for FACE BOOK to INSTALL a DISLIKE BUTTON only need 473 more, Abortion doesn’t make you UNPREGNANT, it makes you a mother of a DEAD BABY!, I ♥ HUGS, “Are you mad?” “No..”(Clearly) “you sure?” “Yeah..” 10mins later “Im just mad that…”, “Shh..Ok, don’t say ANYTHING, I’m putting you on 3 way…”, “ahhhhhh finally in bed……………CRAP! I HAVE HOMEWORK DUE TOMORROW!!”, I dont care what we talk about… I JUST WANNA FREAKING TALK TO YOU!!! :P, I Hate Waking Up and Having to Pee But You Don’t Wanna Get Out of Bed, Hearing Something That KILLS You Inside and Having to Pretend It Doesn’t, All i want for Christmas is Justin Bieber..♥, Love is like the wind. You cannot see it but you can always feel it……, Bejeweled Blitz, I need a vacation!!!, Hugs Not Drugs, The “Sup” Nod., WE HATE THE NEW FACE-BOOK LAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Who said all black people had to be ghetto????, Celebs on Facebook, I hate socks in sandals!!, Unlimited Texting, Tyler Perry, I Use My Cell Phone To See In The Dark, Secret, Shia LaBeouf, Adam Sandler, hate getting up for school early, Save the D.C. Opportunity Scholarship Program, Fried Chicken, Hugs, We Want a Three Way Chat, I Hate “Battery Low”, I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf, I WANT MY 90’S NICKELODEON BACK, My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open., I do what I want because I feel Like it, Deleting everything you’ve typed cause you saw the other person was typing., I hate that sunday night “school the next day” feeling, Perry The Platypus, Why do parents think it’s so easy to get straight A’s?, Don’t you hate watching the one you like, liking someone else?, I love days in class when all we do is chill and talk the whole time, No I’m not lying, but when you look at me like that, how can I not smile?, I really want to talk to you but i want you to say hi first, Somethings are so awkward to say, But so easy to text., I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!, I swear, that sounded smart in my head…, Getting nervous when your parents tell you to “come here”, If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics I’d be like a genius, you know you go to wlpcs when………………., I hate it when you look at the clock and only 5 minutes of class passed, PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT, “ill just sleep 5 more minutes…..”30 minutes later “OH CRAP!”, Dr. Seuss could’ve been the greatest rapper alive, I panic when someone says to me ‘I need to talk to you’., I bet everybody reading this right now has not finished homework, Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed., How d hell could a Rabbit lay an Egg, That time in 09 where if someone said ‘I’m sick’ everyone yelled ‘Swiinee!”, “How much is an Eminem?” “50 Cent” “What? That’s Ludacris!”, I procrastinate so hard, I procrastinate my procrastination, jion if you can raed tihs whit no porlebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt. :), i have never actually seen a bully steal anyone’s lunch money.., Five Guys Burgers and Fries, I was born in the 90’s !, I can have fun without getting wasted or high., If your going to cheat, then don’t be in a relationship. Its that simple., I still miss you and maybe even still like you, but I’m done chasing you., Yes my status is about you, I was just hoping you got the hint., SAYIN “IM DONE WIT HER/HIM” A FEW HOURS LATER TALKIN TO HER/HIM, its funny how people change when their with certain people.., We don’t chase ‘em, We replace ‘em.. Next!!!, Its not called being whipped, its called respecting your girl., “are you ok??” no why the fuck would i be ok, Dont spend your life chasing people who dont appreciate you!, Boyfriends who show how much they truley care about you <3, B L A C K G I R L S W I T H G O O D H A I R ♥, HELP ME TO PUT A STOP TO OUR YOUNG BLACK MEN FROM KILLING EACH OTHER, I fell in love with the REAL him, not who the hoe’s see, It’sz a DARK SKIN ting, I met someone in 2010 that i will never forget for the rest of my life <3 ., ” A real man does everything in his power to make that woman smile “, i wish my friend’s houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels, Move out of the way children I’ve been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3…, Dark Skinned Girls ; ], I EAT SOMEONE ELSES FRIES FROM THE BAG EVEN THOUGH MINES IS IN THERE TOO., I wet my toothbrush, put on the toothpaste, wet it, then start brushing :), When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People, When babies wrap their tiny hand around your one finger and squeeze., I love that point when you are so tired that everything is funny.., i <3 when ppl lie & continue to lie when they hve no clue u know EVERYthng, I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when i go into the bathroom, I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong, Using your finger to draw pictures on a foggy window!, Perry the Platypus, My Injuries Do Not Hurt At All Until I Realise I Have It., I HATE IT WHEN U THINK U DO GOOD ON A TEST BUT REALLY FAIL IT., I love it when a teacher starts preaching and we miss 30-25min of class!, L.I.F.E. - Love Is For Everyone, I LOVE FRIED CHICKEN AND KOOL-AID!!!! :), I hate stepping in something wet when i have socks on., Taylor lautner, I dont care where we go, what we do…….i just want to be with you <3, Befor I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen, Steve Urkel„ I Have Mistakenly Waved and Smiled At Someone I Thought I Knew., “My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”, Can’t Never Whip Out A Piece Of Gum In Front Of Black People, Babys r Miracles NOT Mistakes! Abortion is just a fancy way of sayin Murder, Only Join If You Have An “A” In Your Name!, Doing Stupid Stuff With You Best Friend, I swear my room was clean before i got dressed.!!, I Hate When I Can’t Remember The Name of A Song I’m Thinking Of!, Making your friend laugh while they’re presenting a project to the class, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no., I Can’t Wait Until Christmas Break, Running up stairs really fast because you think someone’s behind you, Watching Youself on the Monitor When You Walk Into the Grocery Store, FRENCH FRIES!!!!!, i hate when i actually do my homework and the teacher doesnt collect it., Proactive is definitely an overplayed commercial and it doesn’t even work., How does Mr. Krabs have a whale for a daughter when he is a crab!!!, I Work for Jesus, Maneee, I Miss Bein A Kid!, CHIPOTLE NEEDS A DOLLAR MENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I can’t sleep if my feet are uncovered, “Dont get cute in front of your friends, ill embarrass you” “ok…go ahead”, if you were born in the 90’s and you dont have a kid…join this group, I <3 Africans, ♥ Girl: I Dnt wanna annoy him—Boy: Why she aint txtin me.! ♥, Black People Say, “oddles & noddles. White People Say, ” roman noddles.” lmfao.., DC Gettin’ Crazy„iWish Dey Stop Killin Our Family &Friends, dislike those ignorants who think every HISPANIC person is mexican., just because you can put it on doesn’t mean you can wear it, Morgan Freeman’s Voice, I Wish I Knew What Goes Through A Boys Mind., Not Wanting to Go Back to School After a Break, Not wanting to get out of a warm bed in the morning, Wanting to know what would have happened if i took that risk…, I hate when girls wear wayyyy too much makeup !, Lil Wayne’s Pants Not Falling Down Goes Against the Laws of Physics, Why do cartoon characters wear the same thing every single episode, Have you ever wondered who is Mr. Krabs wife and why pearl is a whale??, I hate that feeling when I’m being accused of lying, but I’m actually NOT, Life for Jesus-Lets see how many people we can find that are not ashamed to admit they love Jesus, Cookie Monster, Team Jacob, Class Of “2013”, Washington Latin Public Charter School, WUSA 9, I miss the way we used to Laugh & Smile, like nothing would ever hurt us…, Mario Lopez, Boys who stick up for girls are the best :), Not knowing how to work other people’s showers, Your not sorry, Your sorry I found out., wouldn’t it be ironic if you died in the living room, He broke her heart, so she broke his xbox. Who do you think cried harder?, We act like its a secret drug deal when someone is just giving us gum, comparing arms to see who is more tanner., Flinching in bed because you had a dream you were falling, I ♥ MONEY, Out of everyone…I only want YOU <3, Talking to you = My day made., Well that was awkward., The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow?, “Quick, pretend you’re sleeping!” never gets old, Sleeping With Your Arm/Arms Under The Pillow!, I hate it when someone puts ur name in the Goblet of Fire without telling u, I can only handle so much stupid before i have to say something, DAT’S DEAD!!!!!, Whenever I’m packing I always feel like I’m forgetting something…, ITS NOT CALLED EASEDROPPING.. ITS CALLED UR TALKING TO LOUD, Thank you music, for being there when no one else was., I swear, the referee is going for the other team, “Send failed would you like to retry?” Well obviously…, Falling asleep on your couch and waking up in bed when you were little., Being SO comfortable with someone that you can do anything around them, Oh, I see your playing hard to get… I’m gonna play walk away., I hate waking up 1 minute before my alarm!, i hate when i bite my cheek or tongue when im chewing gum!, Looking down every aisle of the grocery store for your parent., If You Cry, I Cry .. You Smile, I Smile.. You Jump Off A Brigde .Have Fun, i don’t judge a book by it’s cover, i read the first page, I hate all those girls who think being stupid is cute., I have mad skills… I can pat my head and rub my belly AT THE SAME TIME!!!, -“Someone is cranky” -“Someone needs to SHUT UP”, I love it when my phone sometimes charges itself..?, The butterflies i get when i see you, Slapping your best friend when you get Excited about something, Shane Dawson, I Go To Paul Pcs, Bannekar, Tech, or SWW, Get To Know Me, I ♥ MY MoM, FRIED RICE, If you remember “BOY MEETS WORLD” ; what the hell kind of name is “Topanga”, when i look good (i never see you), when i look rough (i see you), I Hate Losing My Phone when Its on Silent/vibrate, Youre Whispering And Looking At Me. I Know Youre Talking About Me, Dumbass, Just because i talk to him/her alot does not mean i like them, Why The Hell Am I So Nice To People Sometimes…, You told my best friend… and you thought I wasn’t going to find out?, i finally stop laughing… look back over at you and start all over again, I wish I could see myself from someone else’s point of view., “Just go ask!”… “ok can you come with me???”, Oh hi, I only exist when you need something., you always have one friend who can make anything sound dirty/sexual (;, I like people who actually make an effort to keep a conversation alive., Your story doesn’t line up. So feel free to stop lying anytime now., I love how you have no idea how bad you hurt me., if u want me in ur life. figure out a way to put me there. im done trying., Guys who aren’t afraid to publicly say how they feel about a girl., “OH, I GET IT! ” ( Teacher walks away ) ” Dude, i STILL dont get it”, i acted like it didnt bother me, but really, i think about it all the time., “U dont wanna know” “Actaully I do, thats kinda why I asked”, Putting on warm clothes straight from the dryer!, Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put “lol” on the end of it, That person you are so comfortable with, awkward silences aren’t awkward., I hate not knowing where you stand with someone.., Getting to know someone you never thought you would, “PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY” ,Chill its not a gun, I Say Its A Long Story Because I Don’t Want To Tell The Person, I wonder what goes through your head when you see me, Maybe if you’d pull your pants up, you wouldnt walk like a penguin., Become a fan if your Black , Latino , White , African , Asian , or mixed., “Truth or dare?” “DARE!” “I dare you to________.” “Never mind. Truth.”, Being Bout it, SMOKING ISNT COOL (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے it will kill you, we dont always have to do something exciting, i just like being with you :), “Hey, I haven’t seen u in years!”..walks away “OMG THEY’VE GOTTEN HOT!”, If you (LIKE), (LOVE), or (MISS) SomeOne Right NOW <3, You make me happy. Stay in my life. Simple as that., After an argument, I always think of awesome things i could have said -_-, Regretting that i ever told u that, I hate it when people try to tell ME what I said., “That is THE dumbest song I’ve ever heard!” *2 weeks later* “This my JAM!”, I hate when I’m dreaming and it feels so real, but then i wake up =/, Join if there’s a guy or a girl that you can’t stop thinking about. <3, WHEN SOMEONE YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT SUDDENLY POPS UP!, Girls love it when Guys ask them out first., I still want to be your friend after High School, I DO THAT! -becomes a fan… scroll down. OH, I DO THAT TOO! -becomes a fan, YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?! SMAAAALL WORLD! O_O, wiping your hand across a couch to make it darker and lighter, Should I Say It?, Im gonna Say It, I Said it, I shouldnt have said that…, wishing you had said or done something when you had the chance., I Miss You So Much It Hurts!! <3, I will never cheat in a Relationship., We get it, Tiger Woods cheated. We don’t care., Just when everything’s going right… something goes wrong., They Say That Nothing Lasts For Ever… Will You Be My Nothing?? <3, I could really use a wish right now., I hate the empty feeling in your chest when you miss someone :(, Hey you, stay in my life :), I’d rather be hurt by the truth, than protected by a lie., “Ugh„Yhu Juss Got Me Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”, MUSIC HAS GOTTEN ME THROUGH A LOT OF SITUATIONS!!!!!!, Dear Best Friend: I honestly dont know what I would do without you. <33, Your my bestfriend, i can read you like a book so tell me whats wrong <3, Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you., Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, forever to repair.., I’m not stupid, I know whats going on. You’re stupid to think i dont notice, Ummm..i already found out..So you can STOP LYING!!!, We WerE BoRN iN ♥ 1998-1997-1996-1995-1994-1993-1992-1991-1990 ♥ xD, I Was Going To, But Then You Demanded Me To, So Now I Don’t Want To, When you’re busy, everyone LOVES to text you. When you’re bored… nothing., I Don’t Hate You, I’ve Just Lost All Respect For You!, Even though we drifted apart, I’m still here for you no matter what <3, If you remember the L’Orealkids FISH SHAPED SHAMPOO BOTTLE!, MISSING YOUR BEST FRIEND CAUSE THEY WENT TO A DIFFRENT SCHOOL, Listening to a certain song over and over and over again, No, No, I get it. You can ignore me, but if I ignore you, It’s a big deal, Being Scared to Death When someone says “I need to talk to you”, OMG! I’ve got something to tell you!…But I can’t, Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you, My best friend is beautiful <3, mom, i could be dying and you’re not answering the phone, IM A 90’s KID, I Wish I Could go Back in Time And Fix That 1 Mistake, “Guess what happened after you left!!” “Dang! I knew i shoulda stayed!”, I hate saying hi to people and they don’t see you and you feel retarded, I try to tell a funny story but i crack up before I can start, “Don’t see me, don’t see me, don’t see me”… “HEYYY!!!” … “f*ck”, SUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 2010 <3, REMcloud, Good friends don´t let you do stupid things…alone :), Lolly pop, lolly pop oh lolly lolly lolly lollypop! *Pop!* Ba dum dum dum!, I still sing the alphabet song to remember alphabetical order, Mom, Dad, Things have changed since you were a teenager., I Love Jesus, bubblewrap, I’m Always hungry, Hate it when your seat belt locks and you cant move at all., i have never smoked weed in my life!, Sliding on wood floors in socks, BeingGirl, I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I Knew That Song Before It Was Popular, I daydream randomly and then realise I’m staring at someone by mistake., I Always Take The Headphones Out My Ears Too See How Loud It Is, BEING CONFUSED AFTER WAKING UP FROM NAPS…., Chewing On Your Straws When You Are Done Using It., ̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ <—— HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE THOSE?!, Why You Getting Rude Online ? I’d Love To See You Say That To My Face, I hate going back to school after a long vacation, I can give good advice, but i can never use my own., having a best friend who you can actually TRUST :), I met someone so amazing this year <3, Its funny how sitting “boy girl boy girl” used to be a punishment…, i miss OLD disney. kim possible, the proud family, even stevens etc…, I Remember When Shut-Up Was Considered A Bad Word, Seeing your best friend cry, you IMMEDIATELY want someone’s @$$ kicked!, I HATE seeing my mom cry., The mini heart attack you get when you miss a step going down the stairs., I hate goodbyes :(, I hate when it gets dark out at 5:00 pm, I’m NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!, LOOK LOOK LOOK!! ahhh you missed it…, I say I gtg when I really don’t, “Mom can I..” “Go ask your father” “Dad can I…” “Go ask your mother”, Dislike Button, Okay, yes, I admit it: My heart skips a little when I even see your name., Whens its ‘COLD’, I wish it was summer. When its ‘HOT’ I wish it was winter, Hey headphone wanna not fall out of my ear, i-want-money.org, Stopping in the middle of a conversation to say “You smell good”, ¨ Sorry, I can´t be perfect ¨, Seeing old couples holding hands somewhere. <3, I hate feeling like the third wheel, I have a best friend who’s really pretty<3, 1… 2… 3… Smile! *smiling for ages* ……. Oh, it’s on video, DEAR CUPID, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR AIM., I run and jump into my bed so nothing can grab my feet and pull me under., I Don’t Drink or Smoke, *Yawn*…”Why are you crying?”….”I just yawned!!!”, Thinking of how cool of a parent im gona be, FOR EVERY PERSON THAT JOINS ILL DONATE £1 TO HAITI! - HELP HAITI!, DOT DOT DOT means sooo much more than you think…, I’d swim the ocean for you… LOL jk, there are sharks in there., Okay I get it, I made a mistake. STOP REMINDING ME., I LOVE YELLING!!!!!!!, Missing u isnt the problem— wondering if you miss me is., I forgot your name, so i’m waiting for somebody to say it., If you like me, Tell Me, if you miss me, Show it, if you love me, Prove it, When you have to act as a “Dr. Phil” for a friend, hanging out with the same person everyday and NEVER getting bored of them., no, im not bipolar, you just know how to piss me off very quickly., When I’m sitting my leg randomly starts shaking, when in kindergarden the only drama was when someone stole your crayon(:, Steve Urkel! <3, Chipotle Mexican Grill, Barack Obama, when i talk to you, i cant help but smile <3, I will carry 20 grocery bags so I don’t have to make a second trip, When I was your age, we had theAmanda Show. Not iCarly., Hate it when ur txtn an OLDer person nd u have to spell the entire word!!!, NO, You Brought It Up..Now Tell Me, I Don’t Think Your Beautiful, I Think Your Beyond It., Saying “what if?” then going into a huge scenario that will never happen, Why flirt with other girls ? Your girlfriends beautiful!, so i hear u hate me? Thats weird I’ve never even talked to you., I skip over the first peice of bread because it looks weird….., I HATE IT WHEN MY MOM USES ME TO STAND IN LINE FOR HER WHILE SHE SHOPS!!!, Theres always one person in a friendship group that gets picked on the most, “Let’s play hiding seek!” ” Dude, it’s snowing and I’m black..” “Oh yea.”, “why dont you have a writing utensil?” “its 7 A.M. your lucky I’m even dressed”, Never underestimate a girl’s abillity to find things out., A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood., Before I Go To Sleep, I Start Imagining Stuff That I Would Like To Happen, With a smile like yours, how can I not smile back? :) <3, If you’re mad at me, talk to ME, not to everyone else!, I love sleep!, Black Girls, I Hate When That Sad Abused Pet Commercial Comes On!, i hate it when i forget something i really wanted to say, i hate it when your hands really hurt after beingin the snow :L, I’ve always wanted to jump on a Tempur-pedic bed with a glass full of wine, If I’m crying, I’m obviously not okay, so stop asking., I love your accent, it’s awesome! Say more words!!!, oh dear, is that a girl or a boy?, I Wish That All Of My Friends Lived On The Same Street As Me, Having those friends who make everything seem 10x funnier than what it is, “My house is boring.” “So is mine.” “Yah but you have food.”, Trying not to laugh when someone falls over., I hate when people don’t text me back, Why do good times pass so fast, and bad times pass so slow?, When I was your age, 3D glasses had RED & BLUE LENSES, I LOVE MY SISTER, I Remember When We First Met :) Now Your So Different, What Happened? :(, Mc Flurry Oreo, That’s Illegal?, Brownies, Buffalo Wild Wings, I Really Liked That Song Untill The Radio Overplayed It And KidzBop Sang It, My earphones must be untangled before I can listen to any music, I’d be pissed if someone tried to pay me in gum., I’m about to log off, why do you decide now to pop up on my chat to talk?!, when i was little i used to say “a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO P, Saving a file as “dyjjyggffj”, because I’m too lazy to write a proper name, Changing a word because you can’t spell the word you wanted to use, I forgot what I was about to say, it was really important too!, I wish my memories came with “√ Save”, “メ Delete” and “► Play” buttons, Kings Dominion, I HATE girls who say they hate drama when really they cause all of it!, Im scared to go on boats/ships because of what happened to TITANIC, i hate it when people flirt with the person i like, i hate boys who think they can get any girl., I LOVE CHOCOLATE!, I sleep less, i’m tired. I sleep more, im tired. What the hell?, Doing Nothing When You Know You Should Be Doing Something Important, no matter how much sleep i get, i’m always tired when i get up for school !, i really wanna talk to you, but i get paranoid and think that i annoy you., I Hate It When People Try To Act “Cool” In Front Of Certain People., If you have lost someone close to you in 2000-2010 <3, I’ve met someone this year who i know i will never forget in years to come., The urge to smile when someone is yelling at you, Things magically appear when your mum looks for them., I don’t care if I have a closet full of clothes, there’s NOTHING TO WEAR!, Everyone has a friend that they no longer trust., There’s a weight limit on leggings & skinny jeans., JOIN SO WE CAN PROVE THAT MORE THAN 1,000,000,000 WORSHIP GOD IN THE WORLD!, Mom I Can’t Live without You, You think I’m mean? If only you heard what I say in my head., Hanging with old friends and saying remember when……, “Tell Me Why…”, Mocking someone in a voice that sounds nothing like them, That’s Dead!, Unlike Some… I Actually Want To Do Well In Life =’), Looking At Someone And Thinking “Wat are you doing with your life,?”, “Check me!” “You’re good.” something every girl understands., Ghetto People who clap their hands when they’re arguing with someone, When you first get your glasses, life is in HD, Just Because I Dont Say Certain Things, Dont Think I Dont Know…, Seeing your best friend cry is the worst </3, If Biggie and Tupac were alive Lil Wayne would be working at BK, I have people’s numbers in my phone who i never text/call., Saying “okay” when you want to end an argument, WHOA , Dont Come at Me Like That ., I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me, if God brought you to it, he will bring you through it♥, Its funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you’ve overslept.., i just realized that the tostito sign is 2 people eating chips and salsa, Ignoring Drama Queens & Other Attention-Seeking People, 99¢ Arizona Iced Teas, It’s crazy how one single day can change your entire life., If you’re straight, why are you so concerned with everything being gay, Mutual hatred of one person really brings people together :), If a girl can look good without makeup and wear sweats, she is beautiful, Dont try and show off just because he/she is right there!, Saying “No” to Dora when she asks for your help, i hate seeing people go back to the same person who hurt them 9378562 times, I Hear A Song And Then Immediatly Have A Flashback About A Time In My Life, Hate the Moment when suddenly My anger turns into Tears.. :(, True, you caught me looking. But I caught you looking back…, IM GONNA FINISH COLLEGE AND GET MY DEGREE NO MATTER WHAT!!!, “We’re brothers, we’re happy & we’re singin and we’re colored!”, Jesus is the only one worthy of fans…..Let’s make Him #1 by Tommy Gibson, i HATE PERiODS!!!!!!!!!!, Why was that person in my dream?!, The weird feeling when your excited and nervous at the same time :), Cracking Up In the Middle Of Class And Not Being Able To Stop! :), Getting to that part of the song that you dont know and you mumble, Not Being Pregnant, Having a crush on someone that you cant explain why:), Oh hey life, i didn’t see you there behind all that school., Panicking When You Can’t Get a Ring Off Your Finger!, Some kids want drugs, some want alcohol. Honestly, all I want is a good nap ., GET THE STEPPPPPINNN!(IN MARTIN VOICE) LOL, I hate when people steal your words that you say all the time!, Did I Stutter?, No you idiot, it’s not my “time of month” you’re just pissing me off, “You’ve changed.” Yeah, it’s called GROWING UP. I think you should try it., Making Unnecessary Hand Motions to EMPHASIZE your point, “Maybe it’s Maybelline” … Maybe it’s Photoshop., I was calm, until you told me to calm down., You’re like 18, stop hitting on 13 year-olds…, Let me see your GUHH face., That Guy Who Starts The Slow Clap, Chilling-out, maxing, relaxing all cool & shooting b-ball outside of school, Wearing Toasty Warm Clothes From The Dryer, Don’t ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth, I can’t resist singing along to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song!, Making up a dream before you go sleep, I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and i’ve slept for two hours, I Havent Heard This Song In Forever…Yet Somehow I Remember All The Words, I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed, It’s funny how Disney thinks that all of it’s actors can double as singers, You’re 6 years old. Why do you have a cell phone?, Mambo Sauce, When I’m crying, and someone hugs me, it makes me cry even more., I Love When The Answers Are Written In The Textbooks By Previous Owners, I Hate When My Parents Compare Me To Other Kids, -SMOKING IS UNATTRACTIVE && DISGUSTING!-, I hate it when people only talk to you when they need something., Direct eye contact can eather be really cute, akward, or creepy.., I have a favorite song from an old Disney movie, I hate when people beg for attention, Everything is 4x Funnier when you are supposed to be quiet, What School You Go To…OH YOU KNOW THIS BOY/GIRL NAMED…!, I Hate When People Compare Me To A Person I Don’t Like, Just Becasue You Have New Friends, Doesn’t Mean You Ditch Your Old Ones, “Get in”..”I’m not sittin in the middle”, Dont Say It To Make Me Happy„Say It Because You Mean It…, Maya Angelou, If you know someone skinny who eats loads of junk food, ONLY REAL MEN TELL A GIRL HOW THEY FEEL, Im not guh about wat jus happened im guh because u sicin it, *Sick of crying,tired of trying,yeah I’m smiling, but inside I’m DYING…., Hate it when yu have a memory and your smiling to yourself like an idiot =], “Im 1000% SURE HE DA DADDY”…Maury: “You Are….NOT the father!!!!”, i hate when old memories come up and u find it still hurts inside </3, Join if you prefer ‘i love you’ than ‘ily’, I hate wasps and bees (and other flying bastards!), Do Girls REALLY Think Clappin In The Hallway For Attention is CUTE ?!?!?!?!, I only say “I love you” when I REALLY love you., Aye My Manz Tryna Go Smack….”What Your Manz Cant Talk For Hiself?!!”, That “missed the bus” feeling you get when you don’t see anyone at the stop., I Stand In The Shower Forever Because I like Hot Water., I hate waking up to a cold morning and having to get out of my warm bed, I love how my best friend and I can say one word, and crack up (:, teens are either drunk, having sex, stressed, btching, high, eating or asleep., Gay, Straight, Bi, Trans..Were All HUMAN..We Deserve The SAME RIGHTS!, When I Was A Kid I Used To Think The Moon Was Following Me, Hearing Rumors About Yourself &Wondering Where You Was When That “Happened”, I Love My Sister(s) and Brother(s), Trust No One[√], F My Life, “YOU HAD ALL BREAK TO DO THE ASSIGNMENT!” “umm, wasn’t it called a BREAK?”, its amazing what a girl will put up with for the boy she likes., i hate acting like i dont care when it’s actually tearing me up inside., laughing at things that no body else seems to find funny! :), PRAYER IS THE KEY, Pretending to be okay, even when you’re not, falling asleep thinking about someone you really wish was there with you <3, Ok, If we get caught here’s the story…, Dear God, Thanks for waking me up today., That bit of graffiti that makes you think, ‘how did they get up there?’, Don’t Cry Over Someone That Won’t Cry Over You <3, I LOVE GOD & I’M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT! ♥, Putting on a fake smile, so you dont have to explain why your not happy., Giving drivers the “I dare you to hit me” look when crossing the road., Elmo, “Please?” “No.” “Please?” “No.” “Please?” “Sure.” “Really?” ”No.”’, Jesus Daily, “GO HOME ROGERRRR!”, BUT MOM…why would any of my friends jump off a bridge, Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent, The feeling you get when you understand something in math class., Why can I do it PERFECTLY, until I go to show someone?, You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly, I Get The Urge To Put My Name On Everything When I’m Holding A Sharpie, DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER, Class of 2013!, Friends, Love, Family, We WerE BoRN iN ♥ 1998-1997-1996-1995-1994-1993-1992-1991-1990 ♥, Like this if youu wanna hang out with someonee you miss rite now(:, Remember September 11, 2001., We may not be blood related, but your still family to me <3, I hate when your voice is shakey when you’re about to cry., A real girl isnt perfect, and a perfect girl isnt real., I play with my phone when I’m waiting for someone so I don’t look stupid, I really hate slow computers, I wish I was snowed in with you. :/, i hate getin a million calls from every1 xcept the person who i want 2 call, Scared of The Dark, I ♥ FOOD, Washington, District of Columbia, Looking at people in Walls and saying “how’d you get in here?”, being so close, you insult each other all the time and never get offended:)<3, Only in America, the pizza arrives faster than the police., Fresh Prince, I hate it when the label inside my clothes itches!, The Fake Laugh You Have To Pull When An Old Person Tells A Joke, I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first, when quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious., Getting Hugs From Someone You Like, You think I don’t know, but I do., typing in words on google jus 2 get the correct spelling, I hate when people stand over me and watch what I’m doing on the computer., I Grew Up Thinking Tweety Bird was a Girl…. i was wrong., i hate wen i think something is HILARIOUS, i tell the story…no one laughs, I hate it when teachers bend over and there butt is in your face, join if u have a friend thats like a brother or sister to u <3, Shouting out the wrong answer in class with confidence., Everything is funnier when you’re with your bestfriend., I always ACCEPT the “terms and conditions” WITHOUT reading them., Studying Last Minute Before a Test and Getting a Good Grade!, Sometimes I Just Lay In Bed And Think About Life., Parents call it “Back Talk” we call it “explaining why their wrong”., Wouldn’t it be sooo ironic if you choked on a lifesaver…?, Only True Friends Go Straight 2 Your Refrigerator When They Go 2 Your House, I HATE it when someone tells you to do something you were JUST about to do., “why didnt you go to the bathroom before class? : BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TO!”, “Is it because I’m BLACK?”, I love when you out smart someone who is trying to make you look stupid, WHERE THEY DO THAT AT!!!, Why is my room always hotter or colder than the rest of the house?!, I Don’t Know My Room Numbers for My Classes, I Just Remember Where They Are, Putting “lol” at the end of a phrase so it doesn’t sound so serious, “Ok I’m going to go to bed early tonight!”……”Is it seriously 1 am now?”, Im quite aware you are staring at me, but im pretending not to notice, Got Bored So i Logged Off, Then Logged back on Because i got bored.., I KNOW YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND BUT IF YOU FALL I WILL LAUGH, I Hate when smart people cry over getting under a 90 , SHUTUP!! I GOT 0, i love when you text me first, cus then i know your thinking about me:), I put my i-pod on shuffle and then skip every song, I have no idea what you just said so i’m going to smile and say “yeah.”, I Think i May Have A “Become a Fan” Problem, Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn’t funny., Not wanting to go to bed, then in the morning not wanting to wake up, You’ve been dating for 2 days - you don’t love each other. Shutup., I fall UP the stairs more than I do DOWN., If that one little thing had/hadn’t happened, things would be so different, Im telling the truth, but then i smile , and then they think im lying -__-, Using Ur Phone as Ur FlashLight :), Joining in a big group cough when someone in the class’ phone is ringing, I wish I could just click the “Back” button in real life….sometimes., “I always fall for peoples voicemails, when they start off with hello?”, Me? Jealous of you? LMFAO. Ooh Honey, bless your heart., OMG Sorry, I Just Completly Zoned Out Nd Didnt Listen To A Word You Said :|, I wait till my parents are in a good mood…then ask them for something(:, Jus cuz Im BLACK Doesnt Mean I STEAL, So STOP Following me in ur DAMN STORE, You Know Your A 90’s Kid When You Used To Watch Rugrats, Talking to you is the only reason I’m still awake, You dont just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will., Awkwardly turning around realizing you went the wrong way in the hall way., Your my bestfriend because i wouldnt dare to be this weird with anyone else, I don’t know what to talk about, but i wanna talk to you., if you have ‘A’ or ‘E’ in your name THEN JOIN !!! æ’s only !!!, They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like its nothing, I hate it when the classroom next to you is having fun, After an arguement I think about clever things I should have said, You CAN’T do that to my best friend and expect me not to get involved., “we’re watching a video today” “YESS!” “Here’s your question sheet” “UGH!”, Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day, Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself, Teachers call it “the bathroom”, we call it, “I’m bored, i’m leaving”, I Cant Sleep With My Door Open, That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you., I can spend hours with you, and I still miss you as soon as i leave, Really Old Music You Still Know Every Word To, When you throw your phone in anger, but then go to it to see if its ok., when i was little, if you had a 64 pack of crayons you were the bomb, That moment your heart stops when your chair tilts back too far, Teachers Who Let You: Text, Eat, Talk, and Listen To Music During Class, “Want One?”…. “Sure. Wait. What Did You Do To It??”, I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC !!!, I hate when you walk in late and everyone stare’s at you., DMV Slang (Wholetime, &%$# you mean!?, bait, joanin, face-ass, furred, ect), Everyone’s house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!!, Using the word “like” repetitively when you cant explain something., I hate when people call me & i call 2 seconds later then they dont pick up, Dude, I’m not going if your not going, My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave…, Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?, BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, Not Remembering whether it happened in a dream or in real life., i wish boys and girl could have sleepovers without it being a big deal!, 1st day of school: I’m so excited! One week later: When are the holidays?, Parents Say “It’s My House” But When Time To Clean “Its Your House Too”, HELLO??? ………WHO IS THIS?????…..WHO IS DIS U CALLED ME!!!!!, I Hate Those Awkward “” Go Nowhere” Conversations, MUST… STOP… BECOMING… A… FAN….. OMG that’s so true *Become a Fan*, Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they’re going to fall, When a teacher disses a student and the whole class goes “OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!”, ” can i see your phone ? ” ……” hang on,” *deletes text messages., i ran out of things to do on face book .. yet i’m still on it., Why does Everybody ♥ Raymond, but Everybody HATES Chris ? … RASCIST !!!, If I actually “spoke my mind,” I’d be in deep sh!t., Join If You Lost An Friend Or Relative from 2000-2009, Teenage Years. Best & Worst Times Of Your Life., “I worked all day!” “yeah well guess what mom, i had school”, Where did you lose it? Well if i knew that….., When I’m upset, I use one-word answers., THATS RIGHT WHEN I WAS 12 I WATCHED PG13 MOVIES. REEEBBBEELLL., I know we don’t have assigned seats BUT DAMN you see me sit there EVERYDAY!, Why does “6 Flags” use an old man to attract children to a theme park?, trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way.. twice., For those who have found cuts and bruises and don’t know how they got there, If Face book didn’t exist I would probably have straight A’s, meeting new people who you instantly get along with :), I dont care what you heard, Im telling you what really happened. So shut up, “Do you have any gum?” “No that was my last piece.” -Biggest Lie in America, I love it when people think you suck at something and u prove them wrong, Not Playing Farmville, I bought a bag of chips. Not half a bag of air., If you were born in 1992-1997 , you are legendary, Being around someone so long that you pick up their habits.=), Everything seems louder when you’re trying not to wake your parents, Hahahaha.. The Things I’d Do If I Was Invisible, I Put The Wrong Date On Papers So My Teachers Dont Know I Did It Last Night, Anyone who was born in the 1990’s and doesnt have a kid and isnt pregnant ., Talking while you type and end up typing what you were saying., Black People Dont Do That………………….., I love having an assembly during the class I hate, When We Were Little We Wanted To Grow Up… What The Hell Were We Thinking., That Drunk Feeling When You Get Out OF Bed, Running with a backpack makes me feel like a retard., High School Really Does Change People., GET UP … I AM UP … * Goes Back To Sleep . *, Thank You, Hand Sanitizer, For Telling Me I Have a Cut On My Hand, Not ALL Girls Look Right Wearing Bright Red Lipstick!, Thats our inside joke, why are you laughing?, That dude wit the dreads and the NorthFace…U just describe half the skool, Back in 1st grade when putting your head down was a punishment, Microsoft Word Will Never Understand That My Name is NOT a Spelling Mistake, its hard gettin used to not talkin to some1 when u talked to them everyday, Not Having STDs, I hate it when you zone out and you accidently stare at someone., The slight heart attack when you think you’ve lost your phone, “Oh, Hey!…” (Damn… I Forgot Your Name!!!), Getting caught in those “Its not what it looks like” moments., Saying “ew” when you see or hear of the person you don’t like., The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text., 14 years & Arthur is still in 3rd grade? So much for no child left behind, MOSQUITOS. the only thing about summer i don’t miss, I walk into a room. I forget why I went there. I walk out. I remember., I wonder how different my life would be right now if i didnt meet you.., “We need to talk.”…”Crap what did i do this time?”, Become A Fan If U Remember The Swarm Of Cicadas In 2004, The Freshmen get SMALLER and SMALLER every year!, On faceboook we’re all friends but outside we don’t even say hi ., When i was little, if you ran UP the slide and made it, you were so cool., We all have one friend who posts too many statuses., Join if u used to watch Dexters Lab Powerpuff Girls Ed Edd and Eddy and KND, Yes, I love Jesus… No, I’m not forwarding this to ten people, PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WEN U KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT, “Become a Fan” has turned into “yep that applys to my life”, “No, I didn’t do it.” “Then why are you smiling?” “Cause you’re so serious”, I woke up, it was 6am, I blinked , it was 8am, I hate it when your all excited for something & then it gets cancelled., God still loves me, even if I don’t forward those text messages, Smiling during serious moments(while your getting yelled etc.), Falling asleep on the couch and waking up with a blanket on you, Hate when people be smelling like straight MUST!!!!, girls who are beautiful, WITHOUT make-up, I Want To STOP “Becoming a Fan” But They Are All So True.. I Can’t Help It!, I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it., In Kindergarten, we called it cooties. In High School we call it STDs., I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke, screaming DIE when you spray bug spray on a bug., the fake drawer under the kitchen sink that isnt even a real frickin drawer, Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend., Pretending to sleep when your parents come in., Saying “no” before someone finishes their question., As soon as the headphones are in, I’m in my own little world, Calling someone (because you have to) and praying it goes to voicemail, saying “never mind” when you don’t feel like repeating yourself, Don’t get mad b/c I didn’t call you.The phone works BOTH ways!!, greatest game ever: DON’T LET THE BALLOON TOUCH THE FLOOR, i used blow air back into my Capri-Sun to make it look like it was full =), Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the “BEEP”s, I HATE FIGURING OUT THERES NO MILK AFTER I ALREADY POURED CEREAL, Rosa Parks went thru all tht and black ppl still run to the back of the bus, shouting NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! when you acedently click on the wrong thing., Join if you have ever pushed a door that said “Pull”, Saying “Soo….” When There’s Nothing To Talk About, Acting Like You Can’t Hear Someone When You Have Headphones On
- Eating and Sleeping
Listening to Music
Laugh
Becoming Successful
What’s LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. …In me: You.
I’m the type of girl who can be so hurt but still look at you & smile. The type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if i cant brighten my own. <3 <3
Making People Laugh
Rollerskating
I Hate Cigarette
Singing
Watching Movies
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.” -Bob Marley
i can’t sleep at night,when you are on my mind, i listen to the radio &i’m thinking this is too deep,too deep. i think i gotta turn around and make a break, but then i hear babey babe i only think of you as breaking my heart, i try to keep it together but now were falling apart..
Listen to Music
Watch Tv
Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world.
“Where is the remote?” ….. “All the way over there.” ….. “Guess I’m watching this.”
blanket on, too hot. blanket off, too cold. one leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you through the hall,(:
SOMETIMES, I FORGET TO PRESS SEND ON MY PHONE AND I’M SITTING LIKE AN IDIOT WAITING FOR A REPLY
Smiling
Cuddling
Let’s see if there are 5 million people on FB who believe in God! Press Like if you do!
boys are stronger than girls ? can you bleed for a week & not die ? can you fit your legs into severely tight jeans ? can you watch the love of your life be with someone else & act like you dont care ? Can you poke your eye with eyeliner & not scream ? i
American football
No, I didn’t stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.
Hate going back to school after a long break
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don’t Let Him Ruin Your Life x
Chocolate chip cookies
Tomorrow is 1/1/11, wont happen again for another 100 years so you might as well like it ♥
“”Everyone says that love hurts, but that’s not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality, love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and
Havin Fun
Flying
Finding
Wondering
Love hurts. Boys lie. Friends cry. People die. Parents yell. You always try. You’re never good enough, And you don’t know why.
I Have a Laughing Problem
Whoever said words cannot hurt you, never got hit over the head with a dictionary.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? (A} - Almost Boobs… …{B} - Barely there. {C} - Can’t Complain! {D} - Damn! {E} - Enormous! {F} - Fake
He sees you when your sleeping? He knows when your awake? He knows if youve been bad or good? sounds like Santa’s gotta Facebook!
LIKE this if YOU have a friend who you can call a sister or a brother :)
No matter how old you are, You’ll always rush for a swing in a park :’)
Isn’t it amazing how a person who was once just a stranger, suddenly meant the world to you?…
Having that ONE friend that has a lot of “blonde” moments < 3 :’)
I still love you, but fuck it im done trying..let me kno when you miss me!
I Dont Smoke
I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light. Press Like if you agree! =)
Rihanna : oh na na .. whats my name? whats my name? Chris Brown : did i really hit her that hard?
When you text a girl, Good Morning Beautiful, you make her entire day!
A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they’ll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace.
“LIKE” IF YOU LOVE GOD!!! :)
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
There’s always a little truth behind every ‘jk’, a little knowledge behind every ‘idk’, a little emotion behind every ‘idc’, and a little pain behind every ‘it’s OK’
,I DON’T WANT SOMEONE PERFECT IN MY LIFE……..I JUST WANT SOMEONE REAL
I always look at your page…..because I miss you :’(
“Dude that song is old”…. “Well so is ur mom.. but u still listen to her” :P
Going to Church
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don’t make her fall, if you don’t plan to catch her.
The Shit You Hear About Me Might Be True but Then Again It Could Be as Fake as the Bitch Who Told You
He’s not my boyfriend. But I love his hugs; his smile; his advice; his kindness and the times we laugh together. I guess I fell in love with our FRIENDSHIP.
Love
Every relationship has its problems. But what makes it perfect is if you still wanna be together, when things really suck ♥
I Love My Sisters
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her everywhere. 10. Hangout with her and your fri
I Cant Stop the Rumors From Starting and I Cant Really Change Peoples Minds Who Believe Them All I Can Do Is Sit Back and Laugh at Those Low Life People Who Have Nothing Better to Do Than Talk About Me
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won’t anymore, and who always will. So, don’t worry about people from your past, there’s a reason why they didn’t make it to your present or future.
My Man Jesus
Sometimes I just look up ,smile and say ,”I Know that was you God ! Thanks!=)
Too often we don’t realize what we have until it’s gone. Too often we’re too stubborn to say, ‘Sorry, I was wrong.’ Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts, and we let the most foolish things tear us apart
I Love My Lips
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect, you aren’t either, and the two of you may not even be perfect together. But if she can make you laugh,
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Friends Family
Sleeping